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General Bullshit » It's 9am on a Tuesday and I'm drunk » 7/14/2019 11:45 pm

RockinDale
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Did I tell yall I met Emily?

Shit was weird. I was in the Cortana Mall parking lot and I had a flat tire. I was picking up my sweet new rig at Guitar Center and realizing the ride was outta hock, I walked down Airline. Eventually Emily hit me with a car while she was heading back from the Texas Club.

I think that was her anyway...

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM.

General Bullshit » Clifford got the banhammer. » 7/14/2019 11:40 pm

RockinDale
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Awwww fuck. BRR still really doing it?

General Bullshit » It's 9am on a Tuesday and I'm drunk » 5/07/2019 8:56 am

RockinDale
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Got a sixer of natty ice tallboys after dropping my kids off to school... late. Gonna watch some DVD's until I fall back asleep.

I'm ready for summer, ya fucktards.

BBBRB: BRING BATON ROUGE ROCKS BACK

General Bullshit » Can you guys keep it down? » 3/20/2019 2:28 pm

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quietman wrote:

I don't know why it's so loud in here, but my ears hurt.

Please whisper.

FUCK YOU!!!

General Bullshit » Clifford got the banhammer. » 2/13/2017 12:38 pm

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"OH LET ME START 500 THREADS ABOUT MYSELF! HUUR DEE DURRR DURRRR!!!"

That's pretty much what happened.

General Bullshit » GRAMMYS! » 2/13/2017 12:37 pm

RockinDale
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I'm sorry. I was just kidding. Calm down.

Shit!

General Bullshit » GRAMMYS! » 2/13/2017 12:35 pm

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Emily wrote:

OMG Adelle!!!1!!1! http://cdn.boardhost.com/emoticons/love.png

You racist bitch!

General Bullshit » Trump Loves Chaos » 2/07/2017 12:22 pm

RockinDale
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Bullshit. He actually scares the living shit out of me.

General Bullshit » Who's Gonna Win Sunday?! Yall Wanna Start A FB Board?! » 2/03/2017 12:07 pm

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Hendo wrote:

You're invited. Party at my parent's house in Covington. They're actually gonna be in Atlanta visiting some friends they know. It's this huge house. Old money people. Anyway they left a bunch of booze over at their crib. Let's get hammered.

Oh well shit. Ok I'll be there. Sorry I cussed you.

(PS STILL FUCK YOU BECAUSE I ALREADY SAID IT AND I AINT TAKING IT BACK.)

General Bullshit » Who's Gonna Win Sunday?! Yall Wanna Start A FB Board?! » 2/03/2017 12:04 pm

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Hendo wrote:

Let's do $1 per square.

Too rich for my blood.

By the way. FUCK YOUUU FOR NOT INVITING ME!!!

General Bullshit » Anybody notice they tore down the old Bennigan's at Cortana? » 1/21/2017 11:30 pm

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CliffordN32 wrote:

Buying cigarrettes at the age of 11? You must have been a neglected child or something, because I wouldn't have gotten away with that.

And your parents must have not done a background check on this babysitter you either, if you could fool her, and take advantage of her like that.

Whatever dude. I was KING SHIT! 

General Bullshit » What do you guys do with your leftover soap slivers? » 1/18/2017 1:27 pm

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I just smash mine all together. Because I'm not a fucking idiot.

General Bullshit » "Alexa... Play John Lennon's 'Imagine'..." » 1/17/2017 5:59 pm

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That shit will never last. Nobody wants a fucking robot listening to their conversations.

General Bullshit » Anybody notice they tore down the old Bennigan's at Cortana? » 1/17/2017 5:58 pm

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e-sam wrote:

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

The mighty what? Bennigans? I think they fell a long time ago.

Does anybody remember Steak and Ale? It was this restaurant on Florida near Sherwood. My folks used to go there for dates and stuff, and leave me with a babysitter. One night they went there and I broke out. I went and bought some cigarettes up at the K&B. I was 11. 

When I got home the sitter was asleep. She got into my dad's liquor cabinet and drank a shitload of peppermint Schnapps. I stole some Jack Daniels and kinda messed up the cabinet to make it look like shed been digging around in there. When my folks got home, they were pissed. My dad was like "WHAT IS THIS FUCKING SHIT?!" and they fired her. She was some immigrant chick in her 30's. They never noticed the JD. I got ripped. It was cool.
 

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